The Queen and the Coup was very exciting in that it featured several interviews with my university personal tutor, whom I’m glad to see appears to have got over his penchant for wearing red and purple braces. Lovely man. It was very nice to see him on screen. Other than that, the main point of the programme was to claim that the entire recent history of Iran, and of poor relations between Iran and the West, is down to American diplomats getting the Queen, our beloved monarch, mixed up with a luxury Cunard liner. Right. King George VI: The Accidental King was same old, same old – strict dad, stammer, Navy, supportive wife, wonderful dad, abdication of brother, war, death – but it was very watchable, and it’s so good to see George VI getting the credit he deserves. It tends to be the flamboyant monarchs who get the attention, and they’re not always the ones who most deserve it.
The Queen and the Coup, then. In the early 1950s, the Iranian government led by Prime Minister Mohammad Mosaddegh was planning to nationalise the Anglo-Persian Oil Company. This was not good. Not as bad as Nasser planning to nationalise the Suez Canal, but still not good. The Anglo-Persian bigwigs were very cross. So was Clement Atlee, who claimed to oppose British involvement abroad but was more interested in the oil money than his supposed policies/principles. The US also got involved, and it was decided to chuck out Mosaddegh and boost the power of the Shah, Mohammad Reza Pahlavi.
However, there was a snag. The Shah, being a bit of a wuss, wasn’t really up for this, and planned to scarper. But then the Americans got a message to say that Queen Elizabeth thought the Shah was a jolly nice chap, and wanted him to stay. This message was passed on to the Shah, who was so chuffed that he did, indeed, decide to stay. Unfortunately, it turned out the Americans had got the wrong end of the stick. The message was not from Her Majesty. It was from RMS Queen Elizabeth, the Cunard liner, on which Anthony Eden (Attlee’s government having been ousted) was sailing to a conference in Canada. They decided not to tell the Shah about this. So he stayed. And there was a coup. And everything going on in Iran now, and indeed everything that’s gone on in Iran since 1953, is because of this.
Er, what about the 1979 coup? And, seriously, the Shah stayed because he thought the Queen wanted him to? I love the Queen, but that’s pushing it! Was he after tickets for Ascot or the Royal Box at Wimbledon, or an invitation to a Buckingham Palace garden party, or something, and changed his mind about his own future and his entire country’s future because of it? Come on! But it was very nice to see my old personal tutor interviewed.
King George VI: The Accidental King was same old, same old, as I said, with the same team of gossips who’ve been around for all the new royal programmes which have been on Channel 5 recently. But I thoroughly enjoyed it. It’s so sad that he died so young, but it’s such an inspirational story – the big shot, glamorous, popular brother totally mucks up, and the shy, nervous brother, lacking in confidence but boosted by the love of his wife and children, takes over, and helps to lead the nation, the Empire and the Commonwealth through the darkest period in history. Lovely, lovely programme.
I really am enjoying all these royal programmes. Keep them coming!