Battles and Josephine. And not much else. To be fair to Ridley Scott, Napoleon’s main legacy was the Code Napoleon, but a film about making changes to the legal system wouldn’t exactly have made for spectacular viewing. All the same, he could at least have mentioned it! And, whilst I appreciate that you can only fit so much into two and a half hours, it was rather confusing and bemusing that the film suggested that Napoleon was ousted from power straight after the retreat from Moscow. And why was there so little mention of the rest of Napoleon’s family? Madame Mere only appeared two or three times, and there was absolutely no mention of Napoleon plonking his relatives on thrones all over Europe, or even of the marriage between his brother and Josephine’s daughter.
The battle scenes made for dramatic viewing, but they weren’t at all accurate. There were a lot of cavalry charges which never actually happened. We saw lots of people falling through the ice into a frozen lake at Austerlitz. Which never actually happened. We also saw Napoleon firing at the pyramids, which definitely never happened! And, whilst I believe that a lot of people in France are moaning that the film’s anti-French, I thought it was anti-British. Incidentally, people kept saying “England” instead of “Britain”, which was annoying, but it’s hard to criticise when Nelson himself did exactly the same thing! And there seemed to be a bit of confusion between George III and the Prince Regent. To get back to the film being anti-British, the Duke of Wellington was portrayed as doing nothing at Waterloo other than moaning that he wished the Prussians would hurry up – whilst Napoleon was shown as being a superb horseman, which he wasn’t. And one dramatic moment which actually did happen, the meeting with the Tsar on a raft in the middle of the River Neman at Tilsit, wasn’t shown.
We did, however, see Napoleon meeting the Duke of Wellington. They never met. Why do film makers have this thing about people meeting when they didn’t? See also Elizabeth I and Mary Queen of Scots! We also saw him witnessing the execution of Marie Antoinette. Which he didn’t. And why has everyone got this thing about the execution of Marie Antoinette?
So what did we see? Well, we saw a lot of Josephine. Played by Vanessa Kirby, who’s 14 years younger than Joaquin Phoenix, who played Napoleon, whereas in fact Josephine was 6 years Napoleon’s senior. I don’t understand that casting. It’s not the 1950s. Heroines in films do not have to be younger than heroes. Joaquin Phoenix is too old to play Napoleon in the 1790s, and I kept thinking how much he’d aged, which was rather depressing because he’s almost exactly the same age as me. I suppose I still expect him to look like he did in Parenthood. In 1989. Because I tend to forget that I’m not 14 any more. Marie Louise, whom I like – I love how she did her own thing after Napoleon’s death – barely featured.
The film ended by telling us how many people died in the Napoleonic Wars, the implication being that that was Napoleon’s fault. That’s rather unfair, and maybe that’s what’s upset the French. For half a millennium leading up to Waterloo, there’d been one war after another in Europe. OK, they mostly weren’t on the same scale as the Napoleonic Wars, but many of them involved several countries. And it was the French Revolution which upset a lot of apple carts, before Napoleon came to power.
As a film, it does make for spectacular viewing – the battle scenes are exciting, and Joaquin Phoenix and Vanessa Kirby play their roles well. But it’s very frustrating when there’s a lack of historical accuracy, especially when it’s for no obvious reason. All the same, I’m glad I went to see it.